- You always drive the most cautiously when you don't have your driver's license on you.
- Never eat sour cream and onion potato chips if you plan on getting action later on.
- Nobody's perfect. Everybody makes mistakes, and you have to realize that and be forgiving sometimes.
- Being quiet can be worse than being too loud.
- Loud people are annoying, though.
- The type of music a person listens to can say a lot about that person.
- It never hurts to try something new. Unless you break your leg or die, but hopefully, that won't happen.
- Chicken is the universal food. It tastes great, and everything else tastes like it. It's a hard food not to like.
- You can't judge a book by its cover. I know that's an old cliché, but it's just not a good idea to make a judgement about a person from your first encounter with them. People are rarely like what you can gather about them from a 15-minute encounter.